Today I learned that KFC has a certain "sandwich" on their menu called the Double Down, and apparently it's been out for testing since 2009, which is probably a good indicator that this product is not something ordinary, normal consumers would probably consume. So what exactly is in a Double Down? At first it sounds harmless: bacon and cheese with the colonel's special sauce. But here's the greasy catch: the sandwich has no bun. The bun is instead...
...two pieces of fried chicken, instead of a traditional bun.
Yes, CHICKEN! Crispy, oily, greasy, artery-clogging, deep fried chicken. This burger is an Adkin's dream come true. And what's worse, KFC claims it's under 600 calories. KFC, if you're reading this, no one is fooled. The entire KFC creative team should be fired. And people wonder why Americans are so overweight and obese.
I leave you, unfortunately, with a picture of the gluttonous offender. Don't stare at it too long-- you might feel the urge to barf, as I did.