Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Only in California...

...do the birds actually nibble on tofu.

Observe below...pictures were taken while I was lunching earlier this week at a cafe. The bird's thoughts can be heard below.

[*queue Brooklyn accent*] Whadda I gotta do to get some food around here?


What is this fine, palatable dish that ruffles my feathers and tantalizes my beak?


It looks like chicken!


But wait...it tastes like dirt! What is this monstrosity you humans eat?


I'm contemplating regurgitating my food now...


Bah. I guess it's worms for dinner tonight.


Jasmin

2 comments:

  1. That is one sophisticated bird, enjoying Perrier over sewage water. Did he leave a generous tip?

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  2. That is hilarious.

    You are right, only in California! I live here, and I don't even like it! ha ha

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