Friday, October 20, 2006

Rainy Days

I hate rainy days...on top of the rain, it's really cold and I wore open-toed shoes to work, which means my poor tootsies are freezing...how am I supposed to work with such horrid conditions? And what's up with all the thunder? Feeling the urge to nap...zzzz....

Riddle Me This:
What is greater than God...
More evil than the Devil...
The poor have it...
The rich need it...
If you eat it you will die!

(If you know, post...some of you have probably heard this before)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

My brother is so random

Sunday afternoon. My brother and I are having lunch.

Me: Aww, cute, "March of the Penguins" is out on DVD.

Brother: really?

Me: Yea, apparently the guy who filmed it got frostbite and they had to amputate his arm.

Brother: But now he's a millionaire.

Me: So? He's got no arm

Brother: He can make an arm for himself out of solid gold.

Monday, October 16, 2006

The Missing Piece

Has anyone read the book The Missing Piece by Shel Silverstein? It's wonderful. Imagine what life would be like if we all found our 'missing piece.'

It was a missing piece.
And it was not happy.
So it set off in search
Of its missing peice.
And as it rolled
it sang this song--
"Oh I'm lookin' for my missin' piece
I'm lookin' for my missin' piece
Hi-dee-ho, here I go
Lookin' for my missin' piece."



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